Vanity Mirror


ANOTHER of those daft surveys came out on Wednesday. It seems that some women admit to looking in a mirror up to 71 times a day.

71 times a day? That's about once every 15 minutes during their waking hours- a little bit excessive, surely, even for a narcissistic 20-something whoseone aim in life is to be the next Paris Hilton.

I was trying to work out how many times a day I personally look in themirror. I have a quick look through bleary eyes as I visit the bathroom first thing in the morning and quickly turn away. Who's replaced that youthful go-getter with that puffy-faced barely conscious old lady - the one with bags under her eyes big enough to pack Elton John's complete summer wardrobe?

Later there's a more prolonged look as I trowel on some make-up, repoint my features and try to flatten my hair with a bristle brush and spit. Then there's a third look as I go out the door to work - a quick check thatI haven't got my skirt tucked into my knickers or haven't inadvertently put on a jacket that the moulting cat has slept on all night.

After that, there's the occasional glance as I pass a mirror at work. But then, I am a woman of a certain age who long ago stopped worrying about whether my blusher was the right shade for the season. I don’t fret that there might be a hair out of place in my cutting-edge crop, I just hope my roots don’t make me look like a roadkill badger.
I suppose if I were a Spice girl or a trophy wife, looking in the mirror might be more important. After all, Posh wouldn't want a picture of her with spinach in her teeth splashed all over the tabloids. I could just see the headline, POSH SPICE EATS! And Trophy Wife needs to keep her looks up to scratch to stop Rich Husband looking for a shinier, newer trophy.
The survey also revealed that men were almost as image-conscious as the women. They look in the mirror up to 66 times a day.
This I can believe.
In my experience men are much more vain than women – they are just more sly about it. It’s more of a quick suck in of the beer belly as a girl with legs right up to her armpits walks by. Or they spend hours in the shower where, of course, they are not buffing and puffing up their muscles and smothering manly-smelling products onto their bodies but are planning the day and coming up with “all their best ideas” – yes, you know who you are.
There was a poll with this (British) survey and it seems Liverpool has the vainest women with 71 looks in the mirror a day. London women came in second, followed by Newcastle, Manchester, Edinburgh, Cardiff, Leeds, Birmingham and Belfast. Bottom (or top, depending on which way you look at it) was Bristol – nearest to where I live - where women admitted looking in the mirror just eight times a day.

I can’t quite make up my mind whether that makes West Country women down-to-earth and lacking in vanity or whether we all look like scruffy ragbags.

Still, it’s difficult to put on lipstick while you’re crunching a carrot.

25 comments:

  1. It's an odd thing to keep a tally on, isn't it? Looking at a mirror is pretty boring unless you're doing an action pose, like a karate chop or a flying kick. I prefer to count the number of times I suck my teeth.

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  2. you're funny. (so is the gorilla.)

    i don't think that i looked at a mirror more than 10 times a day even when i was in my prime.

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  3. I thought men took an age in the shower because they were indulging in a bit of private pleasure. I suspect they look in the mirror simultaneously once a second and that would give you most of their tally.

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  4. I daren't look in the mirror theses days, it's too scary!

    Nice to see you back I missed your funny posts. :)

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  5. Am also laughing at the term Roadkill Badger.

    I've had to force myself to stop looking at the mirror in the study, in which I can see myself if I look sideways while typing, because my Grandmother keeps looking back - and she doesn't look very pleased.

    It's fab to see you back blogging again - we've missed you.

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  6. I look in the mirror all the time when I'm lying in bed, seeing as it's on the ceiling.

    No...seriously....I was kidding. I can't believe it's even possible to do it that many times.

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  7. How often I look in the mirror is directly proportionate to how long I spent putting make up on, how many hours of sleep I've got and my skin:spot ratio as counted in the morning.

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  8. Seventy-one times in a day??? Good lord, how is that possible? Personally, I avoid mirrors whenever I can, just not made of stuff stern enough to cope with my reflection ...

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  9. I think I probably look in the mirror abotu once a day. And Himself does once - when he brushes his hair in the morning. Just as well you can't see us...

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  10. 71 times? Good God. I don't think so. I'm lucky if I get to look at myself five times a day. Who are these women that can look at themselves 71 times a day -are they independently wealthy with a full time staff?

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  11. I make it 3. Once - like you - first thing in the morning. Once at some point in the day - to see how fat i'm looking. And once at night as i clean my teeth, look at my Elton John Eye Bags (so this season dahling) and shuffle off to bed.

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  12. I think it's about four - once after the shower while fighting with a comb and wet hair, once after breakfast to put on mascara (without which I am unlikely to go out so am vain really), another tidy up about tea time and again before going to bed to clean teeth and face.
    71 is astonishing.

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  13. I only enjoy looking in the mirror before I put my contacts in so I can massage my ego that I look like Charlize Theron as opposed to the reality - Charlie Brown.

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  14. I look in the mirror once a day just to brush my hair. the rest of the time i glance at reflection in shop window just to check I'm upright with shoulders back between the old age, cleaning, cooking and blogging I'm a bit hunched and round shouldered nowadays.

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  15. It's one of those sad figures, isn't it? Like knowing how many books you own (please don't tell me you've posted about this and know to the last vintage Penguin or I'll be mortified). And do passing looks count (I don't think I want to know this, either).

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  16. My daughter looks about 100 times a day and it baffles me.

    I've never been a mirror person - even though I'm not from the West country. I have about 2 looks a day i reckon - if that. It scares me what I see.

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    x

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  18. Where are you?

    Wishing you A HAPPY NEW YEAR and everything that's good x

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  19. I look in the mirror quite a lot....it's good to have a laugh ;o)

    Happy new year

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  22. I stop by every day to see if there is a new post, but no, you have not written for a while. I hope everything is fine at your end and that the new year started of well for you.

    I hope to see you here again soon.

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  23. I miss you.
    Hope life is treating you well.

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