Trump Trumped

Don't make me come over there, Donald.

DONALD Trump has once again engaged mouth before engaging brain, this time calling various African countries, Haiti and El Salvador "shitholes".

I don't want to belittle the gravity of his utterings but you know what he needs, don't you?

My mother.

I can just hear her after reading about this on the news.

"Don't make me come over there, Donald. 

"You're old enough to know better.

"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. 

"If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.

"Oh, and Donald, go to your room and think about what you said!"

He'd better  not react in the wrong way either. "Wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you. And Donald, when you start acting like an adult, I'll start treating you like one. "

I'm going to  bang your two heads together.

She'd soon have sorted out his little spat with North Korea's Kim Jong-un too. 

" I'm going to bang your two heads together. 

"I don't care who started it, I'm finishing it! 

"Why? Because I said so. 

"You'd better start behaving because I'm going to count to three. 

"OK, stop crying you two or I'll give you something to cry about.  

"Now you both say you're sorry and mean it!"

Sorted. 

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