Ah. It's Sunday. The day The Man reads the Sunday papers and goes off on random rants about various articles. I've got off lightly today. His only rant has been on the subject of "man caves", a term which really annoys him.
The Man: If you mean an effing shed, call it an effing shed. Oo, I've put my collection of 1980s Playboy magazines in my man cave. NO! You're a pervert with a shed!